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I CANT BREATHE
|—||me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)|
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH
Do you see how ridiculous this looks? How obscene?
you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass
Fucking Centrelink (Australia’s government welfare place) said they’d call me between 2 and 3 today, and so for the past hour I’ve been sweating and shaking and generally losing my shit through anxiety.
It’s now 3:05 and of course, they still haven’t fucking called. Fuck this.
Within 20 seconds of me posting this they called. Heh. :\
Highlights from my conversation!
Him: So, how much money is in that bank account right now?
Me: Uh… about negative $1800? Give or take.
Him: Haha I see.
Him: Do you have any disabilities or illness that could impede your ability to apply for jobs?
Me: Well, I have anxiety/depression, but I’m mostly of top of that right now.
Him: Good for you! Well, to make this easier I’m not going to mark that down, but if it flares up on you, just grab a medical certificate and we’ll do the rest!
WHAT IS GOING ON?! How is this governmental bureaucratic conversation going well??