The Downward Penrose

Inspired by: (x)

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

i honestly don’t remember doing that
me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

molten-heart:

anastasiajeanettemarie:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

Do you see how ridiculous this looks? How obscene?

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

penrosed-down:

penrosed-down:

Fucking Centrelink (Australia’s government welfare place) said they’d call me between 2 and 3 today, and so for the past hour I’ve been sweating and shaking and generally losing my shit through anxiety. 

It’s now 3:05 and of course, they still haven’t fucking called. Fuck this.

Within 20 seconds of me posting this they called. Heh. :\

Highlights from my conversation!

Him: So, how much money is in that bank account right now?
Me: Uh… about negative $1800? Give or take.
Him: Haha I see.

Him: Do you have any disabilities or illness that could impede your ability to apply for jobs?
Me: Well, I have anxiety/depression, but I’m mostly of top of that right now.
Him: Good for you! Well, to make this easier I’m not going to mark that down, but if it flares up on you, just grab a medical certificate and we’ll do the rest!

WHAT IS GOING ON?! How is this governmental bureaucratic conversation going well??