I like when someone becomes a part of your daily routine. It’s nice to talk to someone who wants to talk to you just as much without anything feeling forced.
this chick recognised me from vegetarian club but i swear I’ve never met herbivore?
australian government: work for the dole
australian government: oh wait by work we mean apply for 40 jobs a month and do 25 hours of community service per week but we still won’t pay you for six months, good luck if yr a single parent, undereducated, disabled or in any other way disadvantaged btw we have no jobs lol
Iron Man 3: Maya Hansen dies, really
Thor 2: Frigga dies, really
The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Gwen Stacy dies, really
98% of the females in X-Men:Days of Future Past: Dead, really
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Victoria Hand dies, really
Ant-Man: JANET VAN DYNE DIES, REALLY
breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”
to forget that tony abbott is essentially in control of our lives
Rest in peace, Oberyn Martell, a pansexual man of color who defined himself entirely through the relationships he had to the women in his life.
A man who loved his sister and loved to sass so much he couldn’t figure out TO STAY OUT OF FUCKING ARM’S REACH OF THE MOUNTAIN ARE YOU INSANE
Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.
I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.
I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened